Scene: a featureless stretch of highway with trucks whizzing past; a persistent 15mph headwind prevails

Daddy: Man, this is relentless!

Wind: Wheeeeewwwww

Daddy: Please God, just a five minute break, that’s all I ask.

Wind: Wheeeeeeeeww

Daddy: THIS SUCKS.

Wind: WHEEEEEWWW

Daddy: AGGHH. Dammit!

Wind: Wheeeeeeeewwwww

Me: ARGHHH.

Brain: Oh hey, I see you’re pretty frustrated there. Here’s a replay of all the most poignant moments of the past six months to distract you.

Me: ARGHHH.