Daddy: I wonder why this town is called Twin Bridges? Think there’s two bridges that look the same?

Me: Maybe. Or maybe it was founded by the twin Bridges brothers.

Later

Daddy: I read a sign. Apparently there were two brothers who built bridges.

Me: Were they twins?

Daddy: I don’t think so.

Me: Were the bridges identical?

Daddy: I don’t know. It didn’t say so.

Me: —